Thunder Only Happens When It's Raining: Archive

Today

drunken hookup, hangover, morning sex, awkward moments, walking, train rides, more walking, cheese and onion pastie, rissoto, tea, lots of tea, charmed, gossip, even more walking, pyjamas, sleep, pissing off flatmate by turning the heating off, more tea, spelling pastie as pasta.

Jan 31st

I don't do relationships

Because I hate everyone.

Jan 31st

My jaw hurts.

explicitly: scotterwho: explicitly: It’s all swollen cos I slept on it funny. must have been gurning in my sleep. Yeah….that’s why it hurts. /sarcasm Fuck off, who called me at 1pm today on walk of shame? Slut.. It’s not my fault I’m sexy.

Jan 31st

My jaw hurts.

explicitly: It’s all swollen cos I slept on it funny. must have been gurning in my sleep. Yeah….that’s why it hurts. /sarcasm

Jan 31st

People need to fucking grow up

If you get angry and can’t control your temper and have a go at the wrong person don’t have a go at people when it all blows up in your face. Especially don’t have a go at me when I make it clear that I had nothing to do with your fucking temper tantrum. STOP TAKING YOUR BAD MOODS OUT ON ME AND GROW THE FUCK UP.

Jan 29th

Dead

Is currently the state that J.D Salinger is in.

Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

BLAH BLAH BLAH

explicitly: SHUT UP YOU FUCKS NEVER LIVE WITH OTHER PEOPLE GIVE ME ATTENTION, LOOK AT ME, I’M ALWAYS RIGHT, LAZY, IGNORANT, BLAH BLAH BLAH. I could really fucking murder someone right now. My good mood was ruined within five minutes. To cheer you up

Jan 28th

Jan 21st

I need a life coach.

explicitly: Just someone to tell me if it’s alright to have a piece of marmite on toast at 11.40 at night. I get really weird about eating/sleeping at the right times. It’s my own OCD. Tash has gone to some fancy London club with our friend Emelia, Eve and Lisa are upstairs revising for an exam they have tomorrow morning, and Hazel is still out even though she said she was coming home…so I am...

Jan 15th

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Why is it that...

People abuse Edward and Bella’s relationship because one is a vampire and the other human but will argue that Buffy and Angel’s relationship was amazing? (This post completely ignores how shit Twilight actually is and that Edward sparkles…)

Jan 15th

Jan 12th

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Jan 12th

Jan 11th

Tonight

explicitly: scotterwho: explicitly: I wanna get a little drunk, have a little dance! Going out is so much less stressful when you’re not thinking ‘WILL I PULL?’ I don’t need or want to pull. Ho hum. WE GET IT. YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP. I nearly put a relationshop. I wonder what a relationshop would be like…. HAHAH LOVE BEING SMUG. YOU KNOW I’M ONLY DOING IT FOR THE WIND-UP VALUE. ...

Jan 11th

Tonight

explicitly: I wanna get a little drunk, have a little dance! Going out is so much less stressful when you’re not thinking ‘WILL I PULL?’ I don’t need or want to pull. Ho hum. WE GET IT. YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP. I nearly put a relationshop. I wonder what a relationshop would be like….

Jan 11th

12,623 notes

Jan 10th

565 notes

Jan 9th

14 notes

Money, Money, Money

Student Loan has finally come through! And with bills and rent and owing people money…I’m poor again. Fucking people making me owe them money.

Jan 9th

Jan 8th

Baby, I don't care

I really hate reading news articles about who was considered for a certain role in a film or tv show. Why is this news-worthy? I don’t care that they were CONSIDERED for a role. Did they get it? No. Would the movie/tv show have been better if they did get the role? Well we don’t know because THEY DIDN’T. So stop with the useless information. It’s almost as bad as when...

Jan 8th

312 notes

1,208

The amount of words on my tumblr. That’s practically the essay I should be doing for next week.

Jan 8th

7/365

So far, so good. No alcohol. Only 358 days to go. This is going to be a long year. There are a few reasons for doing a year long break from alcohol. Firstly, alcohol just isn’t good for me (is it Hazel? - ttilt). Secondly, I am hoping to save money but not having to spend any on alcohol on nights out. And my last reason for doing this is to see if I can still have a good night without...

Jan 7th

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Jan 7th

Fall to Pieces

explicitly: scotterwho: I’m so fucking bored. The snow does not excite me, it makes me want to kill. I could be out visiting people if it wasn’t for this wretched weather. I do not understand why public transport always comes to an absolute standstill because of the snow. You know it’s going to snow, PREPARE FOR IT. I’ve spent the morning watching The Middle, Cougar Town (<3 Courtney Cox,...

Jan 7th

2 notes

Fall to Pieces

I’m so fucking bored. The snow does not excite me, it makes me want to kill. I could be out visiting people if it wasn’t for this wretched weather. I do not understand why public transport always comes to an absolute standstill because of the snow. You know it’s going to snow, PREPARE FOR IT. I’ve spent the morning watching The Middle, Cougar Town (<3 Courtney Cox,...

Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

Say what you want - Texas I forgot how amazingly...

Jan 6th

“I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who’d been around. A...”

– Paul Denton (The Rules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis)

Jan 6th

Fuck you, T-mobile.

So they’re letting me upgrade cause my contract is up next month. The only phones they will let me have for free are shit and a Blackberry will set me back anywhere between £50-£250. And that’s if I choose the option to upgrade my phone. I can choose to get my bill lowered…by £5. Oh, they are such good deals…I don’t know which to choose. ...

Jan 6th

Jan 5th

567 notes

Jan 5th

Say what you want

Back from Asda. Have food in house <3 No longer living off supernoodles. STEAK FOR DINNER. Reduced shit in Asda is only appreciated by the old and students. 1700 words left of this stupid essay - though it’s easy to do as it’s all about facebook. Now, if only I could get off Tumblr and Facebook to actually do some work. Also, after listening to Maroon 5 - Must Get Out a couple of...

Jan 5th

Day 2 of self-imposed imprisonment in my house.

explicitly: This is what I get for doing a COMBINED English Literature degree. They still give me the exact same amount of reading, and I learn roughly half as much as single honours students. Whatever. Two new creative writing books came in the post today. Books in the post = one of the best things ever. Morning routine: white coffee, three sugars (I know, my teef, but it does the trick), two...

Jan 5th

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